Fake used to be an ugly word, but not anymore. Beginning today, we’re celebrating fabulous fake finishes that give you the look of luxury for the price of pressboard in our “Why You Should Fake It” series.
First up: We’re talking about vinyl shakes that look so much like cedar you have to sniff them to tell the difference. Next up, tomorrow: We’re talking about sticky-back film you’d easily mistake for sheets of stainless steel. Later: Electric fireplaces that’ll warm up your love life.
Is it real? Or is it faux? Do you really care, so long as no one else can tell the difference?
Our First Fake Find: Vinyl Shake Siding
Say “vinyl siding” and that white, shiny stuff on double-wides and tract housing comes to mind.
But today’s vinyl — the country’s top-selling home siding — mimics high-end building materials, such as cedar shakes, for a fraction of the price of the real deal.
Evidently, Los Angeles designer Yuriko Hirsch knew. Hirsch wanted to use real wood shakes to clad the custom house she built five miles from the Pacific Ocean. But California’s air quality regulations have robbed paint of its staying power. And ocean air, Southern California sun, and Santa Ana winds threatened to eat the wood siding if Hirsch didn’t repaint it every couple of years — more preventative home maintenance than Hirsch wanted to do.
So, she used vinyl shakes instead.
- Resistant to the elements, including termites
- About one-half the price of wood shakes — $2 to $6 for vinyl (installed) compared to $7 to $12 for wood.
- Available in hundreds of colors, rather than the tepid pastels of yesteryear.
“We won’t ever have to paint the exterior,” Hirsch says.
The one thing that Hirsch did worry about is whether vinyl shakes would look like real wood siding, or if new neighbors would sniff at her “plastic house.”
She could have chillaxed. Today’s vinyl siding has loads of personality, because fake shake manufacturers transfer the grain and texture of real cedar boards onto the vinyl replicas. Even home inspectors are fooled.
Downside of vinyl? You’re stuck with the color forever because you can’t paint it. So think hard about the hue you choose.